Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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HairdressersMy wifes hairdresser is something very special. My hair was due for a cut (something I do myself with the clippers on number 1), but this time I thought I'd let her loose on my bonnet!
All was going well until she came around the front to do my fringe.
I had the best view of these perfectly shaped lady bumps known to man.
Christ knows how I managed to contain myself.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 19:34, Reply)
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