Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Bromley Horn
Sitting on the back seat of my Mum's Ford Escort driving down Bromley High Street in the early 80's aged 4, I spotted a mannequin in a leopard print bikini. Got a right old stiffy (probably about 2 inches at the time) and then informed my Mum that 'my willy's gone all hard.'
( , Mon 6 Feb 2006, 1:47, Reply)
Sitting on the back seat of my Mum's Ford Escort driving down Bromley High Street in the early 80's aged 4, I spotted a mannequin in a leopard print bikini. Got a right old stiffy (probably about 2 inches at the time) and then informed my Mum that 'my willy's gone all hard.'
( , Mon 6 Feb 2006, 1:47, Reply)
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