Accidentally Erotic
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
There I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
( , Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Lust in an Elevator
As a teenager I once got accidentally groped by a girl I fancied - we were in a lift and she was standing in front of me and to one side. More people got on and so we backed up to give them room - but she stepped a little too far back and her hand ended up briefly cupping my happysack. I yelped, she blushed, and I thought of no-one else for weeks.
Oh, and cartoon girls, oh yes. There's no shame in fancying Aeris or Yuffie - they're designed to appeal to a certain demographic after all. What would be weird would be drawing your own 'fanart' depicting them naked, blushing and with excessively large mumbas, being done over by tentacles so as to fuel your own masturbatory fantasies and those of your geeky netfriends. You know who you are.
( , Mon 6 Feb 2006, 10:50, Reply)
As a teenager I once got accidentally groped by a girl I fancied - we were in a lift and she was standing in front of me and to one side. More people got on and so we backed up to give them room - but she stepped a little too far back and her hand ended up briefly cupping my happysack. I yelped, she blushed, and I thought of no-one else for weeks.
Oh, and cartoon girls, oh yes. There's no shame in fancying Aeris or Yuffie - they're designed to appeal to a certain demographic after all. What would be weird would be drawing your own 'fanart' depicting them naked, blushing and with excessively large mumbas, being done over by tentacles so as to fuel your own masturbatory fantasies and those of your geeky netfriends. You know who you are.
( , Mon 6 Feb 2006, 10:50, Reply)
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