Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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being measured up for a race suitby a rather buxom Italian lady from the kind people at Alpinstars - i had to stand in the legs apart/arms out position for ages whilst this girl measured me all over. Something tells me it wasnt the tape measure that was giving me the 'orn
oh and to all you lot who are after Richard Hammond, he's not 5'2" or whatever, hes about 5'8" - its just that Clarkson is 6'3" and James May (the grumpy git) is 6'4"
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Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:59,
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