Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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In Art Technology once.Me and my mate had both had an after school detention for bullying somebody (yes it's wrong, but I later became friends with the guy). Anyway, we had them on seperate days, and we were put in a room on our own. Now my mate Fathead is the dirtiest, grottiest wanker you're ever likely to come across. An example of this is that whilst in the cinema, he whipped out his cock and put the end of his Cornetto on it. And felt the need to show me.
Anyway, with this information in mind, a day after my detention in an Art Tech class, I told him (as a joke) that I whipped out my cock in the detention and had a crafty wank whilst the teacher was out of the room, hoping for a confession on his part. Unfortunately, behind me as I blurted this was my not unattractive teacher, who happened to hear everything, and even laugh at the tale.
Turns out he didn't have a wank as well. Fucksocks.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 2:13, Reply)
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