Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Again with the bus stop boners....It didn't help that whilst desperately scanning the surroundings for distractions, I kept seeing street signs such as "Arden Place".
And as for the unbelievable discomfort of having your boner trapped under your leg whilst be-seatbelted in a cramped, moving car...damn sado-masochistic speed bumps.
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:27,
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