Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Nose penisesThe cum face thing reminded me - when I meet some men, a very graphic picture pops into my head of what their genitalia looks like based on the shape of their nose. It seems to have nothing to do with the type or size of nose, or their age or anything else, and is most distracting (especially when talking to attractive young men) as all I can think is 'I can see your cock - ha ha!', which inevitably leads to... other things in my head. Even when talking to exceedingly unattractive people and relatives. Most accidental, but not always erotic.
Apologies for testicle nostrils.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:42, Reply)
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