Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Chinese girls don't shave their pits....While teaching in China I noticed one of my students was wearing a strappy top, and had a couple of monkeys living in her pits.
My original disgust quickly turned to thoughts of what it would be like to lick them, and then fuck the hairy pits in question.
I had to give the rest of the lesson sitting behind my desk.
Oh, I also tend to get wood looking at the giraffes at the zoo.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:54,
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