Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Arrested4 years ago I had a bit of an altercation with an ex..........and ended up smacking him a few times (bear in mind this after he'd beaten me up and I left him).
Ex called the cops, and I was handcuffed and hauled off to jail - not a pleasant experience and no erotic happenings whatsoever!
Throughout the 3 months I spent going to court (and I'd like to point out I wasn't allowed to plead as they knew I would plead guilty), the last 2 weeks I was given a HOT Public Defender. Damn, the things I wanted to do to him.
On my final day in court (when the judge was dismissing the charges and letting me off), a guy I'd started dating told me that morning exactly what he'd do to me that night......I'm stood in court practically creaming my knickers at the thought of a) what I was going to get that night and b) the Public Defender fantasy while I was getting it........
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 7:00,
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