Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Disney BeautiesMe and my best mate from school have been having a 10 year argument about the fittest Disney character. For him, Belle from “Beauty and the Beast” is a charming, stunning vision of perfection. He reckons she sums up all the most magnificent attributes of the female sex.
I, on the other hand, have tried to inform him till I’m blue in the face, that she would simply lie their like a sack of spuds. Jasmine from ‘Aladdin’ is an entirely different kettle of fish. She’s a right dirty animal. You can tell, with one look, that she’d take it up the wrong ‘un whilst you shoved her knickers in her mouth.
I don’t know why I bother arguing with him really. He once told me sumo wrestlers protect their balls by sticking them up their bum-holes.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 15:14, Reply)
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