Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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Cartoon animal porn. if it's wrong, i don't wanna be right.This is what my mate said…..
"you seen the Lion King right? you know when the boy lion is play fighting with the girl lion, and he pushes her over, she lands on her back and looks up at him with those innocent eyes, and you just KNOW she's good for it? yeah? you with me? right? that's some good shit right there my friend. i got The Lion Kinky on DVD, my flat mates away, and fuck, i ain't had this much action since i was working night shifts in the mortuary."
For the record he also has knocked one off thinking of Bugs Bunny dressed up as a girl bunny. i need to either A) get new friends , or, B) get over my brown bread fixation and join in the fun. (The brown bread thing is about the bits of oat/wheat in it that i CRUSH with my little toothy pegs. ho what i'd do to a loaf right now!!.... well, i'd eat it i s'oppose.)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 16:11, Reply)
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