I often
stage meetings of my generals in Medieval Total War in my head, explaining their decisions in battles, reasons for joining crusades ect..... my favourite ever was while trying to sleep, I thought about a crusade battle I was annihilated in, I lay there inventing the tale of a lone survivor, struggling back to scotland to tell the king of the heroic death of his son at the hands of the mongols after they sunk our ships and cut us off.

Any ladies who find themselves uncontrollably aroused, form a queue and take a number.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:44, Reply)