marmite
Fucking love the stuff to distraction - marmite on my toast, marmite on my chips, marmite straight out of the pot, marmite in my tea, marmite on my girlfriend. You get the idea.

Problem is I have a severe yeast allergy, and I puff up like a purple engorged michelin man on sight of the stuff.

I Just. Can't. Help myself.

They say you either love marmite or you hate it. Problem is that marmite seems to hate me.
( rofl harris, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 9:37, 2 replies)

marmite
mmm marmite ! ..sod choclate; yeah id smear it all over a submitting party & lick it off.. yummers !
(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:12, closed)

"puff up like a purple engorged..."
Turn it to your advantage, rub it just on your knob, it could make you very popular.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:52, closed)