Status Updates
I am addicted to reformatting my thoughts into concise facebook status updates.

It is the most ridiculous addiction but I can't stop doing it. It's like an internal monologue announcing my every move to all the imaginary facebook friends that live in my head.

Instead of normal thoughts, I think things like 'Mr. F just drank a really nice cup of tea' or 'Mr. F is thinking probably that she should have washed these socks before wearing them again'.

I am a secret version of those people who only refer to themselves in the third person.
'Mr. F is ashamed to be in the same category as these people, even if only secretly'.
(Mr._F is not actually a man- this username is a lie!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 22:50, Reply)