My Man!
In my profile, under "Childhood Ambitions" - too pissed to work out how to do the linky thing - I explain my lust for a certain stripey garment and it strikes me that the chaps you have supplied a nice linky for could probably concoct such a thing.

Shortly I will have the money. I still have the lust (and the lack of self-judgement) that will enable me to wear it.

But I've also longed for a frock coat. I had one but the lining fell out of it.

A crimson and silver striped frock coat would undoubtedly cut a dash. Like I said, I expect bucketloads of money quite soon, courtesy of an unmourned but fairly well off Uncle.

I have a leaking roof but I also have a picture of sartorial elegance.

Bring on the coat!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:08, Reply)