I apologise for the samey-ness of this post
However, it is a bit true. I'm in the process of a messy break-up and we still have to live together.

"Why is the bedroom so cold/you turn away on your side/is my timing that flawed/our respect run so dry"

That lyric has been echoing in my head.
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 1:50, 1 reply)

Oh, I've so been there
when the former Mr Quar wouldn't piss off!

Once you're no longer having sex you're legally separated and living in separate households, even if you share a bed, so my solicitor told me.

You still get all the snoring and farting, even if there's no more squabbling over the wet patch.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 8:30, closed)