A shmoke and a pancake.
A friend of mine was addicted to fags but wanted to quit. After a number of failed attempts somebody told him he needed to find a displacement activity to keep his hands busy. As we were students at the time I would have suggested holding a pen and actually doing some studying, but he visited a craft shop and bought a children’s activity box that contained all the materials for making little plaster of paris teddy bears, the idea being he could spend hours painting them instead of chain smoking.

I phoned him a few days later and asked how he was getting on. He said he hadn't smoked any cigarettes but he was on 20 teddies a day.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:22, 2 replies)

This story hasn't received enough praise
So have some from me. It made me lol out loud :-)
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 3:19, closed)

Thanks
it's also true (although he may have exaggerated).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:15, closed)