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I used to work, we were buying a 'repository' and we were introduced to a firm to help us implement it in a meeting with my boss, a few colleagues and about 8 others from the other firm.

One chap introduced himself and said, "I'm xxxxx, and I've been doing repositories for over 10 years."

I couldn't resist and said, "Please to meet you. You must be as regular as clockwork."

Thankfully, everyone in the room pissed themselves and I got away with it.
(dchurch bah, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:19, Reply)