Hmmmm
Good job my bosses have a better sense of humour. At a pitch for a couple of hundred thousand pounds worth of work, we were introducing ourselves to several members of the executive team of a LARGE client organisation. Each of us was giving their name, role in the organisation, and a bit of background on their career. I said "My names Sammy, and my ambitions are to travel the world, and work with children".

Thankfully, several people laughed, and another made a crack about the swimwear round. And we go the business......
(Sammyhaswoefullyneglectedyou, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:15, Reply)