This evening
I watched a man who had drunk his bodyweight reverse his car at speed across a car park and into a wall.

He narrowly missed my (sober) brother's car and dragged his newly shortened Rover 200 off the wall and into the town centre. Had my brother been outside 30 seconds earlier he'd have wiped out him and his friend.

As we drove home, we spotted him planted into a set of traffic lights and having his hair held back by police.

Remember; if you must pursue lady alcohol, don't even think about getting behind the wheel. Sorry for lack of lulz, but what I've seen tonight has been a very sobering experience.
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:41, Reply)