Against Your WillOur old pal Freddie Woo says: An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:35)
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Ever tried Stinking Bishop? Smells horrific, but tastes horrific. I imagine, were you to give Mr Trebus' mouldering corpse a toejob, it would taste something like Stinking Bishop.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 18:23,
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The Head Cheese Waiter at the restaurant just over there will carefully array your selection of cheese in ascending order of stink.That's how you get michelin stars: correctly odor-ordered cheese.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:48,
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Dave! Why have 350 boxes of nasal decongestant tablets been delivered?Soddy boss, I odor-ordered.
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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:57,
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how great comedy is created.(
Ghoti Fingers, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:57,
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Wahey!
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:48,
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