Airport Stories
Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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I'm a keen traveller,
and spend all my spare money travelling round various odd bits of globe. Two years ago I was in Inner Mongolia in China, photographing steam railways and various bits of industry, when I took ill with a rather nasty Mongolian bug.
Obviously, my immune system, which was brought up on nice Western bugs, didn't have a clue what to do with this bug, and I got pretty ill. Added to this was the total lack of medicine available in Mongolia. You can have Chinese traditional medicine, but if you want anything that might actually make you feel better, your best bet is alcohol. After several days in a hotel room feeling sorry for myself it was eventually time to go home. Only one problem. This was the height of the SARS crisis, and I had a raging fever. At Beijing airport, there were heat scanners to detect anyone with a temperature, and lots of official people to 'take you away' if you had one. I must admit that I was really nervous at this point. China was really upset about it's international prestige being hurt by SARS, and I had visions of myself being conveniently disposed of somewhere. So to avoid becoming a statistic, I was forced to tailgate people through the scanners to avoid being picked up. Americans were the best because they cover a wider area and leave you more margin for error.
Fortunately, I got through safely, finally boarded the plane and made it home to nice Western medicine. And I'm flying out again in 4 weeks!
( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 12:47, Reply)
and spend all my spare money travelling round various odd bits of globe. Two years ago I was in Inner Mongolia in China, photographing steam railways and various bits of industry, when I took ill with a rather nasty Mongolian bug.
Obviously, my immune system, which was brought up on nice Western bugs, didn't have a clue what to do with this bug, and I got pretty ill. Added to this was the total lack of medicine available in Mongolia. You can have Chinese traditional medicine, but if you want anything that might actually make you feel better, your best bet is alcohol. After several days in a hotel room feeling sorry for myself it was eventually time to go home. Only one problem. This was the height of the SARS crisis, and I had a raging fever. At Beijing airport, there were heat scanners to detect anyone with a temperature, and lots of official people to 'take you away' if you had one. I must admit that I was really nervous at this point. China was really upset about it's international prestige being hurt by SARS, and I had visions of myself being conveniently disposed of somewhere. So to avoid becoming a statistic, I was forced to tailgate people through the scanners to avoid being picked up. Americans were the best because they cover a wider area and leave you more margin for error.
Fortunately, I got through safely, finally boarded the plane and made it home to nice Western medicine. And I'm flying out again in 4 weeks!
( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 12:47, Reply)
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