Airport Stories
Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Pervy security
Due to massive paranoid USA security I once got swooshed all around - up and down my legs, feet and arms with a magic beepy stick.
I was wearing tight cotton shorts, a vest top and flipflops. There was NO WAY I had a bomb.
( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 13:02, Reply)
Due to massive paranoid USA security I once got swooshed all around - up and down my legs, feet and arms with a magic beepy stick.
I was wearing tight cotton shorts, a vest top and flipflops. There was NO WAY I had a bomb.
( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 13:02, Reply)
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