Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Pat Sharpi spotted Pat Sharp on his way into Majorca, standing on those automated corridor thingys. We were just leaving, so he was travelling in the opposite direction, very slowly. I proceeded to chant.
"FUN HOUSE, WHEEEEY GO ON PAT, WHERE ARE THE TWINS? WHEEEEY" etc etc.
I've never seen such panic and acceleration from a Z-lister before
(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 15:16, Reply)
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