Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Dirty ScummersManchester Airport 2 days before Xmas, all the scum of Manc and the surrounding areas have been saving up their dole to fly to Magaluf for Xmas.
Me and my friends are going to Prague, and are dressed in long coats, hats and scarves in anticipation of the freezing temperatures that await us.
This isn't a story about the long coats getting us bumraped by security, but more than once that night we heard some chav dad say to his woman:-
"Look at these twats - don't they know it's hot in Spain at Xmas"
(PS the smoking area and the scum within it that night made me quit cigarettes, I don't EVER want to have anything in common with those people again)
(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 19:23, Reply)
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