Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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druggy foolthe time i was coming back from amsterdam with a couple of mates, having spent a drug-fuelled 72 hours celebrating my 18th birthday comes to mind.
customs pulled us over and asked if we had visited any 'smoking cafes' while we were there. I replied that we had, but that we weren't stupid and knew that it was very illegal to bring anything into the UK, figuring that if I said we'd just been visiting art galleries, they'd know I was lying anyway.
so they took us off into cubicles and stripped us down to our boxer shorts, but left the search at that.
very trusting; taped behind my bollocks were bags of coke and skunk :-O
not big, or clever.
(, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 2:06, Reply)
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