Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Airplane toiletsI remember being on a flight to New York first time i had flown and needing to take a piss. So i made my way to the bathroom closed the door and did my business. then i had a problem of not knowing how to open the funny toilet dors, cue lots of shaking and banging and me thinking i was trapped. So in a panic I booted the door as hard as I could square in the middle, it flew open with a loud bang and i had two astonished looking air stewardesses staring at me, the walk back down the aisle seemed to last forever...
Then there was a time in dublin airport where i thought my guts were coming out of my arse so i was holed up in a cubicle making some rather unflattering noises and all the time I could hear bastards outside laughing thier balls off. So embarresing...
(, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 20:05, Reply)
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