Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Ball & chainMy wife and I emigrated to Australia in 1988 and when we arrived at Brisbane airport we had to go through some thorough immigration checks.
The airport immigration officer asks me "Sir, do you have a criminal record?"
Without thinking I replied, "Sorry, I didn't realise you still needed one."
Story may be totally untrue.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 12:49, Reply)
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