Airport Stories
Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
Tell us your best airport stories.
( , Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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hope you'll excuse the comparitive tameness of this one, but
i've only taken two flights in my life - to france, and back from there. the passport man on the way back could not have been less interested in the validity of my passport; he gave it a cursory glance and tossed it back on the counter for me to pick up. and didn't stamp it. didn't smegging stamp it! the only potential proof in my sad little passport that i was ever anywhere else, denied. bah. what a complete bastard.
( , Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:20, Reply)
i've only taken two flights in my life - to france, and back from there. the passport man on the way back could not have been less interested in the validity of my passport; he gave it a cursory glance and tossed it back on the counter for me to pick up. and didn't stamp it. didn't smegging stamp it! the only potential proof in my sad little passport that i was ever anywhere else, denied. bah. what a complete bastard.
( , Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:20, Reply)
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