Where Did It All Go Wrong?Woocfot asks: Tell us all about that turning point in your life when it started going downhill. Yeah, that drunken conversation with my dad when he suggested I become a civil servant. Dammit, I could have been an astronaut
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32)
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POOBURGLARI once worked for a builder and his son a few years back and we were renovating council houses.Said son always use to wear without fail come rain or shine his trusty floppy brimmed hat.
One morning he didn,t have it on and he happened to mention he left it in an empty house we working on the day before.
Opening the front door on said house we were met by a foul shitty stench,and soon realised we,d been burgled,on looking for the nasty deposit to get rid,I soon found it.
There in all its glory was the hat on top of a turd which the burglar had used to wipe his arse in.....His face was a fucking picture which I will never forget,I pissed myself laughing when scraping it up with a shovel...If you were the phantom shitter I owe you a pint.
(, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 6:57, 1 reply)
Really?It's like chav central. innit?
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