Where Did It All Go Wrong?Woocfot asks: Tell us all about that turning point in your life when it started going downhill. Yeah, that drunken conversation with my dad when he suggested I become a civil servant. Dammit, I could have been an astronaut
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 11:32)
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If it's any consolation, chances are he was writing something very similar about you in his.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:03,
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I certainly was.Except for the lank stringy hair and a habit of breathing through her mouth, she wasn't all that homely. But god, she really was painfully dull.
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Oddly similar to something I heard last night from my wife.A Muslim woman was hosting a small get-together yesterday for her colleagues, most of whom are expatriates and non-Muslim. One of the men, an elderly fellow from South Africa, asked her, "So if you don't drink, how do you get in the mood?"
Everyone froze at the impertinence of the question.
Without missing a beat she replied, "I put on music and soft lighting, lie back, close my eyes- and think of you."
Best. Comeback. EVER.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 4:43,
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