This should win.
When I was visiting our worthy lesbian friends last winter, I made a lovely 10" snow-cock for them on their garden table while I was having a cigarette.

They weren't impressed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:56, 2 replies)

Lesbians
never fucking happy, are they?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:02, closed)

No, they're fucking Happy's sister

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:03, closed)

/ac
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:10, closed)

i wouldn't have been impressed by 10" either
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( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:09, closed)

Oh come on - it was bloody freezing and I only had one cigarette to do it in.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:10, closed)

oh that old excuse

( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:12, closed)

AND I'd had a lot to drink.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:13, closed)

Pfffttt

( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:15, closed)