That's not plaster, you fucking blind spastic.
Have you got fliddy eyes, or something?
Has all the jizzum interfered with your visual capacity?
Away and have a pint.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:53, 1 reply)

Oh shit it's CSI Blaireau, back from the park to set the internet to rights
Piss your pants again today?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:57, closed)

Fuck off you 'tard.
Anybody with a jizz-free eye in their head can see it's not plaster.
I've seen the state of your WHB, you degenerate kiddy-fiddler.
Away back from whence you came.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:02, closed)

You dropped this "." BTW.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:02, closed)

Dunno looks like a pretty amateur top coat applied by a shaky hand cripple, you'd know all about that though what with your DTs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:05, closed)

Don't you mean DT's?
Can't even insult coherently.
What a fucking Joey you are.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:07, closed)

You seem upset blaireau, I'll edit it all nice for you
I've just noticed you're using big words again. That didn't turn out too well last time as I recall. Have you brushed up on your French yet?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:10, closed)

Edit it for your own vanity, you bell-end.
Now admit you've been bested and fuck off, there's a a good wee chap.
Edit: If I send you a fiver will you please get some grammar lessons?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:14, closed)

Forsooth, thou hath bested me upon this field of bloody combat, I shall return WHENCE I came, with broken spur and shattered lance.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:24, closed)

Ok, I acknowledge your acceptance of defeat.
But what about the grammar lessons?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:27, closed)

I'm not sure the board piss can is really in any position to be self elected Arbiter of grammar, nor indeed anything else.
Instead of taking the internet so very seriously why not sober up and read your kid a nice bedtime story. It's these little things they remember in years to come, not how many imagined victories Drunk Daddy scored on the internet.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:34, closed)

You really haven't a clue of reality, have you?
You constantly chunter on suggesting (LOL) that I have a drink problem.
You truly are a fantasist and a gob-shite.
Worst of all? You're nothing more than a cracked record. If this were JAM you'd be had up constantly for repetition.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:41, closed)

pffft
fucking hell you two need a 6.30 radio4 slot. this is better than comedy hour. Hinge and Bracket on acid
edit:(I'm not being sarcastic btw that exchange genuinely cracked me up)
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:41, closed)

I'm starting to get a bit bored with it TBH
I try and stick to facts but RL always has to start with the alcoholism stuff.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:44, closed)

are you uncomfortable with admitting you have a problem?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:57, closed)

You can't win
But you can have fun trying. I suspect people with only negative things to say are the ones with the real problems.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 18:42, closed)

I assume you've read my replies by now.
This wasn't easy to make it sound, but at the same time look like crap.
The 6' fence is just below the picture, which was taken by putting a compact on a pole, with timed delay.

The house extension, conservatory and decking/landscaping I've done is, I assure you, quite up to standard. The Mrs wouldn't have it any other way!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:30, closed)