obviously you are not wishing hard enough try the following

1 get bladderd and hang around a local witherspoons
2 get a balaclaver and a gun and kidnap some one
3 hide your vagina under your pillow and check in the morning to see if the cock fairy has been
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:20, 1 reply)

sounds like a plan
as i've finished my course of tablets, i'm getting pissed tonight
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:14, closed)