When I was 9
I made a blow gun from an aluminum tube with a hat pin as dart. With a good blow the pin would make it half way down the tube. I got tired of shaking the dart out so I tried sucking it back. Of course it got to the back of my throat and I choked and swallowed it. It would have been far too embarrassing to tell anyone so I suffered for two days waiting for it to stick me in a vital organ.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:47, 3 replies)

......and when you farted you killed the dog right?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 7:14, closed)

I can do
that without needing any additional hardware.
(username failed moderation, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:52, closed)

Inhaled
a dart made from a half q-tip melted to a needle that I would blow through a macdonald's straw. Fortunately, it stuck against my tonsil instead of actually entering my fucking lungs. I was a very smart kid.
(Slyph, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:40, closed)