The Psychodong
During a drunken conversation, a female friend who had formed an unhealthy obsession with the footballer Stuart Pearce (AKA "Psycho"), expressed a desire to have a dildo with his face on the end. Since I like making stuff, it was her birthday soon, and I was irresponsibly drunk, I offered to make one for her.

I carved it in plastecine, made a fibreglass mould from that, then cast it in latex. I was very proud that the face really did look like him, and pleased with the result.

Her face was a picture when she lifted it out of the box...

(Sorry, AFAIK no pictures exist. However I do still have the mould, if anyone wants to commission one...)
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:16, 3 replies)

Ask the /OT girls to commission one.
They don't get much action.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:29, closed)

They don't get much any action.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:46, closed)

Which end
was his face on?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:34, closed)