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We here at B3ta love it when a plan comes together. Tell us about incredible projects and stuff you've built by your own hand. Go on, gloat away.

Thanks to A Vagabond for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:12)
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Right.
In the 1980s my brother got saddle-sore when riding a horse.

Out of fraternal kindness, to ease the soreness, I put some lemon and moisturising cream in his pants.

That was produced ulay-zing bro kecks.



Yeah - I don't know why I bothered, either.


(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:59, 1 reply)
Hahahahahaha correct response.
Just a shame it took so long for you to reach.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:13, closed)
I'm going to have to point out
that you put moisturising cream in your brothers pants, therefore you are from the Forest of Dean or something.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:23, closed)
I hate to tell you this, but ...
actually I didn't. I made the story up as a vehicle for the horrible punning on the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:32, closed)
Admit it Vagabond,
you nonced your brother with special cream.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:33, closed)
That goes without saying
what does surprise me is that he didn't deny he was from the forest of dean.

I sense dungarees.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:46, closed)
Worn with Beret?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:51, closed)
I like how "nonce" has become a verb.
And how you say it like it's a bad thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:54, closed)
Blame Gary Glitter for giving noncing a bad name.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:57, closed)
No you're thinking of Jon Bon Jovi.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:59, closed)
I think we
all do that, from time to time.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 17:15, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:55, closed)

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