Did some work with The Red Cross a few years ago
Helping out with various relief projects in some of the poorest areas of Africa. Really rewarding work, I can’t even begin to describe how great it feels to be making a difference, helping to improve people’s lives. One of the major projects that we had embarked on was the sinking of dozens of wells to ensure the locals could get fresh, clean water and help keep disease at bay. All of this was abandoned however in favour of my brilliant and completely original idea to build dozens of Pizza Huts instead, so that the kids could eat for free.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:56, 5 replies)

Cool story Bro.
Tell it to /talk they love this sort of thing.

:-)
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:40, closed)

Top tip!
;)
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:52, closed)

I want
my 12 seconds back.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 17:13, closed)

I was in town today and there was tons of those chuggers.
The red cross ones all seemed to be really fat fugly chicks.
True story that, you can keep it and pass it off as your own if you like.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 18:48, closed)

Done
and done
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:21, closed)