earlier this year
I piled a big bunch of slabs onto a batch of shonkey cement to form a very basic path. Happy with my work i went to grab a drink. whilst indoors i found out that whilst i was labouring away a bunch of rather serious chaps had inflicted a case of high velocity lead poisoning on osama bin laden. i spent a few moments watch the horrific footage offered by the bbc.

the noise, the grotesque twitching, the shouting. Yes, the Sherman were having a nationwide street party and bellowing at any journalist who came near about "closure" and "justice".

I went back outside to the still wet cement and in a corner hidden by a fence .
post i wrote the initials "OBL".

Yes he was a bad man, but it was a bad path so i think it makes sense on some level.

besides, the chants of "USA, USA, USA" are still ringing in my ears.

So, my back garden is now home to the osama bin laden commemorative foot path.
(OTT, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:03, 6 replies)

Fuck yeah!

( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:16, closed)

"in a corner hidden by a fence"
The terrorists win again!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:41, closed)

not quite
the wife can make 9/11 look like a cuddly bundle of loveliness given the right motivation. I decided to play it safe and put it somewhere out the road.

Anyhoo, they got the wrong guy. Last time I looked Hulk Hogan was to blame.
(OTT, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:56, closed)

This wins.
Excellent.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Nov 2011, 19:48, closed)

Don't make it too widely known, or it might turn out that you have oil underneath it...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 1:31, closed)

you must be thinking about...
...my colonel gadaffi commemorative gazebo.

Easy mistake to make.
(OTT, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:10, closed)