Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Rotweiler Xmas DinnerfestA few years back we had a Rotweiler called Ben...big greedy bastard who would beg intolerably for a crumb, if it meant he might be in with a chance for a bit of food.
One Chrimbo afternoon 5 of us get hugely overgenerous dinners and none of us can eat half of a plateful, let alone touch the afters. So Ben thinks "Fuck me, I'm in here". And in he was, for he ate it all. Every potato. Every drip of gravy. Every leftover carrot. The fucking lot.
That evening the family are all enjoying a sit-down in the living room watching some film and we all have some crisps each. Ben, who was comfily still on a rug in the corner spies the food and literally cannot stand up. He's utterly fucked. We see this and think it's awesome. So we got a crisp and stuck it right in front of Ben's nose. He can only move his head, so he's stuck to the floor stuffed to fuck trying to avoid this crisp for 5 minutes, while we all laugh like feck.
That'll teach him, the greedy feck.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 18:18,
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