Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Vegetarians & baconSeems to be a theme amongst us non meat eaters, so much so that Quorn have had a crack at producing sythetic bacon.
I bought a pack recently, my memory full of the salty taste of crispy bacon sarnies. In the packet, they look very similar to in-soles. So much so in fact that you could put them in your Nikes and no one would be any the wiser.
I put them in a slightly oiled Wok and started to fry. The first rasher broke up into bits, but the second managed to keep it's vague approximation of a rasher shape. Eagerly I lifted it out of the Wok and onto my place.
*spits*
Quorn rashers taste almost exactly like six month old Nike in-soles. Bleurgh.
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