Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Not really accidentalA friend* got some bangers**. We would've been ten-ish at the time. So cue much hilarity as a gang of us sought out potential targets -- cars, trains, people walking under bridges etc.
Anyway, he managed to find, catch, and insert a banger into the arse of, a frog. By crikey, was it ever messy***.
Poor froggy. I really didn't have the heart for it at the time, and a quarter of a century later I still feel guilty for not stepping in to do something.
/shame
* Yes really -- I would never have been allowed such things.
** Not sausages, small fireworks -- as the name suggests, they don't do much, save go 'bang'.
*** Not quite as messy as when he later had the genius idea of sticking one in a freshly-laid dog turd, though. We really weren't expecting the fallout area to be quite so extensive...that was a fun one to explain to my Mum.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:29,
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SecondedIf i ever met someone doing that i would shove a banger up their nose.
Then they could meet my friend of a friend pain.
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Trollman, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:45,
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He was indeed......a cunt. Ended up in prison, to no-one's surprise.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 12:19,
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I call bullshit on this one.How the hell would you go about finding a frog's anus, and how would you manage to insert a banger up it? Frogs kick like mad if you pick them up.
Putting explosives in poo is both clever and funny, though.
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 22:01,
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Horse pooreally doesn't explode so well. It's really rather uneventful =(
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