Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Not MeBut my bro....
Sat outside a pub one summer night about 5 years ago. The pub had a few benches outside and an empty car park. Some folk were playing carpark football, some were smoking(ahem) others were simply sat talking and drinking.
Out of nowhere comes the shout of, "HEADS". The ball bounces on the table and breaks a pint glass.
At the other end of the car park is a little brook surrounded by trees,nettles,crisp packets etc. This is the best place for the broken glass.
Once the table was swept all that remained was the base of the pint glass with a few jagged edges on it. My bro picks it up and chucks the glass over his shoulder.
He hit a Bat!!!!
Mid air. Poor thing took the full force of it. It hit the deck and we all gathered round the poor thing.
It was as dead, as dead is dead.
My bro was gutted.
Million to one shot.
Can't get more accidental than that...
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 12:32, 3 replies)
Bloody hell,how unfortunate for the poor creature! Just like that pigeon that got smacked by a baseball.
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Bob Todd whee, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 14:35,
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best place? A brook?Personally I'd have suggested a dustbin would have been the best place for some broken glass, but then judging by the knee-high piles of mouldering shite you cunts leave all over the place I'm clearly in the minority.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 17:15, closed)
Or if you wanna get reallyANAL about my story perhaps the BEST place would have been a recycling bin.
tawt
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:26, closed)
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