Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Cat crueltyLong before the awesome Leonard the cat, my older brother inherited a black cat called Tom when he broke up with his fiance.
My bro had his own bachelor pad, living the single male high life with Tom, who'd spend his days mooching about until Bro got home in the evenings from work. Unlike the "so laid back he's horizontal" Len, Tom was very highly strung, with immaculately shiny black fur and an attitude to match. Think Red Dwarfs' cat's long distant ancestor and you're there.
Anyway, myself and my bro used to go out on the lash every Friday night before crashing at his place. We'd stagger out of a taxi, fall through the door and then fall in front of the tv to watch the end of The Word.
My bro was rather chuffed to take delivery of a natty sofa one summer, which would be welcome for post pub, Dani Behr watching activities.
The next Friday night my brother and I rolled in from a night on the Becks and I fell into the sofa with remote control at the ready.
*screeches*
Thing about my brother's new sofa was it was black... And poor Tom himself, was black... How the hell was I supposed to know that wasn't a cushion I'd thrown my drunken arse down on?
Those animal lovers amongst us will be relieved to hear that Tom wasn't physically harmed by his experience, but it took three months before the bugger came near me again.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 10:55, 6 replies)
That's cruelSitting on an unsuspecting black pussy.
Doesn't sound like you at all.
*snigger*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 11:46,
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screechingWas the screeching Tom getting squished by your ass or your ass getting clawed by Tom?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 14:44, closed)
Ha!Chickenlady and PJM sitting in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:00,
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screechingWell, Tom was certainly traumatized to be crushed by my drunken oaf ass, however the little fecker did get a couple of swipes in during his rapid retreat.
Thank fuck for thick denim otherwise he'd have shredded my vulnerable scrotum.
[edit - blush]
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BGBShame on you, you gossip monger!
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(So, PJM- how was she?...)
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:32,
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Gossip...Well a gentleman would not grace such torrid rumours with a response... Hehehe
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