Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Ooh! Another one!Reminded by Citadel's story:
A guy I knew was out hunting one day and had set up a deer stand in a tree. For those not familiar with this, it's basically a set of rungs that you attach to make the tree into a kind of ladder and perch. The idea, of course, is to get you up where the deer won't notice you.
George had just finished setting up his stand and went out with his bottle of doe scent to sprinkle around, to lure any horny bucks to the area. He returned to his stand and started climbing, and as he did the bottle of doe scent fell from his pocket and broke on the rungs of the stand, coating the bottom of the tree in eau du deer fanny. George cursed at losing an expensive bottle of scent, but otherwise thought little of it as he sat in the stand and fell asleep.
He was awakened some time later by the whole fucking tree shaking beneath him. He looked down and saw a buck repeatedly ramming his head into the tree- the aforementioned shaking- so he aimed down and shot the deer in mid batter.
As he related this tale to me, all I could think of was what the deer's last thoughts must have been: "Dammit!" *thud* "Dammit!" *thud* "Where is she!" *thud* "It's just a fucking tree!" *thud "I smell her!" *thud* "I wanna get laid-" *BAM!*
Poor bastard didn't even get a wank...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:09,
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Excellent!Dying for sex you might say............
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Doe weeThere's an excellent video somewhere of a big buck attempting to rape some idiot hunter who'd marinated himself in doe scent.
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