Accidental animal crueltyI once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.
Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.
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rob, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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Well IndeedyFor a billion pounds, I'd fuck the bull, let it fuck me back, give it a big toungy kiss, take it out to dinner, eat one of it's turds and marry it's mum, as a bastard warm up!
For even half a billion I'd happily handcuff myself to hayrack wearing something slinky with a picture of Jim Bowen (all cattle love him) tattooed on one arse cheek, and Blue Cow from Storymakers tattooed on t'other.
Of course, just for the money you understand.
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