When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Height of knackers = Great Dane's mouthA mate and I were playing football on the local fields when we were about 19. A lad was walking (being dragged by) a Great Dane. The dog was let off the leash and immediately lolloped over to play with the ball. My mate did his George Best impression and 'nutmeg'ed the dog. The dog immediately lunged for my mate's knackers and held on. Much screaming ensued. When the dog finally let go my mate inspected the damage. Fortunately the teeth had sunk in everywhere around the genitals and only scraped the surface of his bollocks. Nice.
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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 11:46,
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