When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Monkey BusinessA few years ago i worked in West Africa, to cut a long story short i inherited a monkey called "Kebab" (small african green monkey like the one from "Outbreak" most likely with ebola also)...over the ensuing months I earn Kebabs trust with snacks and such and think, what the hell, i'll take her for a ride in the car. So off we trot, I tie her up in the rear tray back of the car and happily fire up the engine...thats when all hell breaks loose....the monkey is a car-o-phobe it seems....she hysterically climbs in thru the split rear window and proceeds to crap herself all over the cabin and partly on me...and all the while i'm still driving!.
Not sure why she couldnt crap herself in the back of the car instead of on me?.
Apologies for length and weird monkeys.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 12:32, Reply)
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