When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Slanty eyed sideways walking bastardsI was a small boy, and as with many small boys I was regularly hauled round a variety of interesting locations by well meaning parents..
One of these locations was the infinitely terrifying FISH MARKET OF DOOM where they sold live crabs and lobsters.. Needless to say when the large crate of live crabs was knocked over, showering my 4 year old self with biting, snapping mobile canopes, I was thrilled and excited...and didn't at all break down in hysterical tears. It made such a lasting impact on me that as a 29 year old 6'2" bloke, the little slanty eyed sidweays walking bastards still give me the heeby jeebies.
Still, I've eaten enough of them over the years which is more than they managed, despite their best efforts, to do to me..
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 14:04, Reply)
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