When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Bastard GeeseOnce, whilst enjoying a nice pint on a summery evening in the beer garden of a west country pub (along with 50 odd other tourist, this big old goose starts going apeshit at me, screeching, flappin, pecking, spitting etc totally ignoring everyone else. Cue rest of pub pissing themselves laughing, oh what merriment!, that was until I put a glass ahstray round the side of it's head, all of a sudden I'm the bad guy! even though I've got blood pissing from one ear, ripped clothes and tufts of hair missing! musn't hurt the poor little goosey woosey... CUNT!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 14:25, Reply)
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